Will Pope Frankie be recommending that Gary Glitter be Canonised, becaue I would personally like to see him fired from a large gun and no safety net to land in

I would just like to congratulate Jim Bowen, on becoming the new Pope,   SUPER, SMASHING GREAT !!!!!

Is there is swimsuit section for the papal candidates ?   My hobbies are kiddy fiddling, drinking large amounts of Altar Wine, being hypocritical, racist and robbing the Collection Plate !!!!!

Imodium by Royal Appoitment ?????

When will the rest of the Royal Family and Camoron and Clegg be admitted to Hospital, as the are also full of sh!t !!!!!!

NOPE !!!!!

To answer your question Daryl, no I don't respect this woman and dysfunctional family !!!!!

ALL TOGETHER NOW..........   OH DEAR, WOT CAN THE MATTER BE ? POOR OLD QUEENIE'S, LOCKED IN THE LAVATORY, SHE WAS THERE, FROM MONDAY TO SATURDAY, NOBODY KNEW SHE WAS THERE !!!!!

Will Queenie, be using the Royal Wee ?????